A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call
from behind a sand dune. "One member of the Special Air Service is better than ten
Taliban."

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon
a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice then calls out "One member of the Special Air Service is better than one
hundred Taliban."

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and
instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The British voice calls out again "One member of the Special Air Service is better
than one thousand Taliban."

The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across
the dune. Cannons, rockets and machineguns ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then
silence.

Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying
words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's actually
two of them."